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Writers are 'liars and thieves'

Not that long ago, I watched the British movie 'Tamara Drewe' based on the cartoons of Posy Simmons. Among the many enjoyable scenes, one particular quote stood out, spoken by the author character in the film. He said that 'all writers are liars and thieves'. It's a harsh statement but, over the last year, I've realised that it does have a core of truth. Being an aspiring writer, or an actual writer depending on how you look at it, I'm forever drifting into the thought:

'Should my next idea be very original or conveniently similar to existing, successful works?'

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Dr Rupert Sheldrake and morphic fields

Last year, I wrote to Rupert Sheldrake, a fascinating man who developed the theory of morphogenetic fields and is the author of books such as 'Dogs That Know When Their Owners Are Coming Home' and 'Seven Experiments That Could Change the World', both of which I recommend. I wanted to make him aware of the intriguing research that Luc Montagnier has been carrying out with water and DNA. He very kindly replied and agreed it was very interesting and threw up a lot of questions but he couldn't see on first glance how it could connect to his theory of morphogenetic fields. Here's my reply:

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Consciousness thoughts - sixth bit

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Today, being a Sunday and a break from updating the novel, I drifted back to an earlier question about this whole consciousness thing; is there a way of experiencing my mind’s control over my brain? As I mentioned in my first consciousness article, I had experienced my brain doing a fairly complex task - reading a book out loud - without my conscious involvement. Fascinated by this event, I read further on the subject and studied the famous experiments of Benjamin Libet. His experiments showed that our conscious belief in deciding our actions could be a delusion, we could have no control at all but simply believe we do, a cover-up partly orchestrated by our own brains!


Fortunately, as Libet himself pointed out, that depressing conclusion may not be justified. We may not control our brains’ actions all the time but we may be able to suppress certain actions or initiate actions that our brains wouldn’t automatically carry out by themselves. If that’s true, I wondered, are there some situations which we can use to test that idea?

There is one such possible situation; that of the optical illusion.

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My 'Ender's Game' book review is on the sci-fi now website

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I'm a big fan of the book 'Ender's Game' by Orson Scott Card. Since it will soon be made into a film (allegedly), I've written a review of the book and submitted it to sci-fi now magazine. They've very kindly put it on their website here. If you'd like to read the review on this site, here it is:


Being special and different is the mainstay of many classic science fiction stories, from ‘More than Human’ to ‘The Chrysalids’ and ‘Flowers for Algernon’. They all revolve around a compellng situation; a special person or small group of people that have an ability or physical attribute that makes them feel alone, separated from the rest of humanity. Their ‘specialness’ makes them a subject of ridicule or fear or plain incomprehension...

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My sci-fi now competition entry, 'The film that scared me the most', won!

Just a quick note to say that my competition entry for the sci-fi now competition, 'the film that scared me the most', won! A bag of blu-ray, books and other merchandise is on its way to my door.

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Doctor Who: Season six and my Tarditis

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I've written another article for a Sci-Fi Now competition (I am doing proper writing projects too but I think it's good practice!). This one is a review of Doctor Who: Season 6. Here it is:

It was near the end of Doctor Who season six that I knew I'd developed Tarditis.  Read More...

Consciousness thoughts - fifth bit

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Time. It’s a strange thing, isn’t it? It obviously goes by, but at the same time we can’t grasp it. We have a past and a future but neither is perceivable by us. We can conjure up the past with memories and predict the future but the former is a vague, uncertain fog and the latter is just an abstract idea. It would be tempting to think that there was no past and future, there is only the ‘now’ and everything else is just a by product of us thinking about it; but if that’s true, what is ‘now’? Read More...

Sci-fi now competition: 'The film that scared me the most'

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Sci-fi now are running a competition asking for people's recollections of their scariest movie. Here's my contribution (now on the sci-fi now site here):

It was The Thing.

That wasn’t the scariest part. The Thing was scary, very scary, but the scariest part was that it was my first experience of watching a scary movie with my mates.
I say mates; looking back, I’d be hard pressed to think of a definite example in which any of them acted selflessly on my behalf. It never seemed to be like ‘Stand by Me’ in which the youngsters band together and face down fears and dangers because they love their friends. It was more like a prelude to The Road. They’re friendly and want your company but you realise that if they get hungry enough, it won’t be ‘you go! I’ll stay and fight them off!’, it’ll be ‘what’s the big deal? We only want your left leg.’

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Consciousness thoughts - fourth bit

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It’s time for part 4 in my strange odyssey to understand my own mind. So far, spurred on by my initial odd experience of being separate from my body, I’ve come to an odd conclusion; my mind, my self is separate from my brain and influences it. My mind (and yours and that guy who lives down the road) function this way. Read More...

My Star Wars: conception article is on the Sci Fi now website

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A modified version of my earlier article: Star Wars is about conception is now on the Sci Fi Now website. They've run a series of entries from different people describing their memories of that great film. It's fun and a bit weird to see my musings on a professional website. Fortunately, it seems to be liked so far! Happy Read More...

Consciousness thoughts - third bit

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So far in this series of articles about consciousness (i.e. articles 1 and 2), I’ve reached the following conclusion:


Our minds are separate
from our brains and
can influence them.

This is a fascinating conclusion, although Rene Descartes came up with it over three hundred years ago so it’s actually no big deal. Fortunately, thanks to the progress of science, we’ve now got ways of actually proving that this is the case. We can use electroencephalograms (E.E.G’s) and electronic random number generators (R.N.G’s) to test what the mind and brain can do.

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The film 'Star Wars' is really about... conception!

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I loved the first ‘Star Wars’ film, I still do. I don’t think any film will ever have as profound affect on me as that movie. A big part of its influence was because of its timing. It came out when I was seven years old; a skinny kid living in suburban london who loved fantastic ideas and stirring stories. I wanted something big and awe-inspiring and slick and glorious and grandiose and absurdly naive. Read More...

Consciousness thoughts - second bit

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In the last article, I described how, one day, I was reading a book out loud. While I did that, my mind drifted off. I then became aware that my brain and body were reading away by themselves. It was a very strange feeling. It seemed that my brain could do complex tasks (like reading out loud) without me being involved. The experience threw up some strange questions; did I have to be involved at all? Was I, my self, actually doing nothing at all? Was my brain doing everything while I just got the deluded idea I was in charge? Read More...

Consciousness thoughts - first bit

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An odd thing happened to me a few years ago. I was reading the book ‘Endurance’ out loud to my parents (It’s a gripping account of Shackleton’s expedition to the Antarctic and their perilous efforts to survive and return from that inhospitable continent, I warmly recommend it) and I'd got about ten pages into it when my mind began to drift on to other subjects. I got more and more lost in these other thoughts until I reached a certain point where I suddenly became aware that I wasn’t consciously directing my reading out loud at all. It was as though I was observing myself (from inside my head) reading out loud. It was a very strange sensation. As I realised this, I ‘snapped back in’ and I was, once again, consciously in the act of reading out loud.

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Carry a Rubber Ball. Make it part of your healthy lifestyle!

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It's driving me nuts, that Benecol margarine spread advert on the radio. It's the one where they interview various people who say that they changed their lifestyle because they were worried about their health. They explain how they started exercising and avoiding unhealthy food and, along with all that, they had some Benecol margarine. Straight after saying that, they say their cholesterol levels went down and they'd recommend anyone else taking Benecol. So Benecol reduces cholesterol? Does it? Does it my backside! Read More...

The power of 'up to'

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The biggest advertising strategy of the last twelve months (or more) has, I think, been the use of the phrase ‘up to’. It’s everywhere now in sales signs and adverts. ‘Up to 50% off!’, ‘Up to 70% off!’. You’d think that most people on seeing these signs must say to themselves ‘well, that doesn’t mean very much’ but retailers clearly don’t regard that as a problem. Based on how much it’s being used, companies in the U.K. seem to think it’s a sure winner for improving their sales. They’re confident that telling people that at least one of their five thousand items in stock will be 70% off in the upcoming sale, even though that single item has probably all the desirability and functionality of owning a deranged skunk, is an actual winning formula.

Are we missing something here? Are these companies, with their skilled and experienced staff, pointing us in a new direction? If using ‘up to’ is such a gold mine, should we be trying to use it in aspects of our own lives? Maybe the power of ‘up to’ can be used in our emotional relationships?

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Navigation and the Ladies Internation Rescue Organisation

It’s always a good thing for men and women to find ways to understand each other better. If done properly, good male/female communication can, in particular, save the bloke from endless arguments, cold silences and comments like ‘that’s stupid’, ‘you’re not listening’ and sentences beginning with ‘my mum was right...’. To help improve this, I thought I’d write a short article about navigation.

Imagine that you’re in your car with your dearly beloved - your lovely female partner without whom life would be an empty wasteland of loneliness and poor personal hygiene. You’re both in the car on your way to an important social event, a place that you both will reach in time, if all goes well, but there’s not a lot of room to spare. You’re driving along and you spot a side street. You realise that if you head down that side street, there’s a very good chance that you’ll end up on a road you know that’ll take you to the destination quicker. ‘Ahah!’ you think, ‘I’ll take that shortcut and I’ll have improved my knowledge of the area, speeded up my journey and my dearly beloved will be really grateful. We’ll be at the wedding/christening/graduation ceremony with time to spare. Hooray!’

I have three words of advice to give at this point:
Don’t do it!

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Santa Claus is coming to town. (Scream!)

Santa’s a strange guy. I was watching ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ yesterday and I was fascinated by the character of Santa Claus, so wonderfully played by Richard Attenborough. Who was this guy with his white and red outfit, black boots, white beard and twinkling eye? Why would people start to think that someone would come down their chimney at night and give their children presents? It’s a strange double standard for modern parents to have: ‘Don’t ever take sweets from strangers, go with them anywhere or let them into your house!’ ‘But mummy, what about Santa Claus?’ ‘Oh, him, that old, bearded guy? That’s perfectly okay. You should let him climb down the chimney and sneak into your rooms at night. In fact, make an effort to leave food at night for him just so he’s in a good mood.’ Dodgy guy on the street, stay away; stranger entering your rooms through the chimney at night, give him a mince pie!

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The Utter horror of the 'three for two' offer

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I was in Waterstones today to buy a present for a relative. I had a rough idea what I was after and went straight to the appropriate section. There, stacked neatly on the shelf, were two books by John Lindqvist, the writer behind the hit Scandinavian film ‘Let the Right One In’, which I think is currently being remade in America on the grounds that the original is full of foreigners who talk funny. They’ve also shortened the title to ‘Let Me In’. I guess this is because a) no movie about Vampires should ever refer to them as ‘The Right One’ or b) Five words in a title is too long. Since ‘Twilight’ and ‘True Blood’ are incredibly popular and are stuffed full of blood sucking creatures of the night who somehow retain tender romantic feelings while their souls sit writhing in the nethermost depths of hell, I’m guessing it’s mostly about the title length.


Film tie-ins aside, I picked up the two books by Lindqvist that I wanted. Sorted! I could go home and have a cup of tea. Then I spotted something. Sitting prominently on the front cover of both books was a sticker marked ‘3 for 2’. Oh. That’s good, I thought. I have two books I want. I can pick up a third for nothing. I looked around casually. There were lots of ‘3 for 2’ books on the tables around. I’ll definitely want one of those.


The only thing was, each one I spotted I didn’t want.

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A simple guide to how homeopathy might work

Note: This is a long blog entry. If you'd like to read it as a pdf document, click here.

Extra note: This long blog entry now has its own web page here.

For some reason, a lot of people seem to get very worked up about homeopathy. They make comments like ‘if it’s only water, we can throw it in the sea and make everyone well!’ or ‘it’s just a placebo, you’re all being fooled!’ or ‘it’s quackery and should be banned!’ or ‘burn them! Burn them all and their test tubes and little boxes with ground up plants! Burn them!’ Perhaps I’m getting a little exaggerated on that last one but you get the idea.

The thing is, homeopathy does seem to work, at least for some people. Now, it is certainly possible that their improvements may be down the placebo effect; that the psychological effect of them taking a medicine has cured them rather than the medicine itself. The placebo effect does also work. The only problem with this idea is that vets have used homeopathic remedies on livestock with success. It’s hard to imagine the cows getting better through the placebo effect.

So if it’s not psychological, what is it? A sensible first step is to understand the rules and theory of homeopathy. With that under our belts, we can then start to investigate how that procedure and theory might fit with what we do know about how the body works.

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How owning a DVD ruined my evening

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About five years ago, I was sitting in my flat, glancing through the television guide when I noticed that 'Indiana Jones and the last crusade' was on television, wednesday 8:30pm to be precise. What was even better was that it was on the BBC so there wouldn't be any adverts. Brilliant! I thought. I made a note of it and planned to get some snacks in, get back from London in good time, settle down and enjoy the movie.

Then a grim truth hit me. I already owned an 'Indiana Jones and the last crusade' DVD. There was no need to wait until wednesday evening. I could watch it whenever I liked.

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The cheapest way to upgrade? - fool yourself

Weren't the potholes impressive this spring? They weren't so much small cavities in the road surface but more like geological faults. It wasn't ‘oh, better avoid that, that could give me a nasty bump’. It was more like ‘hey, how about I gather some friends/family around the edge of that abyss and we can stare out across the great vista of space to the other side, while contemplating setting up an adventure safari into its bowels, or possibly a bungee jumping platform?’ The potholes had become so big by March, there was a good chance that some cyclists would crash completely into them and never make it out. Their bodies would end up floating, half submerged in the dark water, with their reflective trim glowing ghostly in the dappled sunlight. Read More...

The treadmill conundrum

We now have a Conservative government in power in this country (give or take a very strange attempt at a Liberal Democrat party). As a result, there’s lots of comment in the news about ‘reducing inefficiency’ and ‘getting the work-shy to do their fair share’ and other such political statements. It’s got me thinking about an idea I had ages ago to try and come up with a social setup that could be successful at encouraging everyone to do their fair share.

To try and reason out how this could be done, I thought up a fictitious room. In it, a group of people would be standing on a treadmill. They would run on the treadmill and thereby generate power. To keep them going while doing this work, food and drink would be given to them at regular intervals while they ran on the treadmill. This, in a very simple way, could represent a society. People work together to generate output and receive sustenance in return. Read More...

Lycra louts and trouser suits

Here's a personal favourite, resurrected from the pre WordPress crash days. Enjoy!

One phrase that has puzzled me in recent years is ‘lycra louts’. It is used regularly and with a fair amount of emotion but I really don't know why. I can understand ‘lager louts’ since drinking lots of lager can make the best of us into anti-social idiots. But why do people demonise cyclists wearing clothing that reduces chafing? If anything, you’d think it would be the opposite way around. The cyclists without the lycra would be the menace. If I cycled for four hours in damp underwear that had been rubbing itself against my sensitive areas with all the delicate softness of a cheese grater, I would scream and shout if someone got in my way. But it’s the opposite. Read More...