New Scientist caption competition - robbed!

The winner's been announced for the second caption competition in the New Scientist. I've popped the picture alongside. My entry was 'Dan Brown novels: 4, Shakespeare plays: 0'.

The winner was Patrick Kavanagh with his line: 'No, we haven't had any Shakespeare yet. It's mostly just been Dan Brown...'

Hmmm.... Well, it isn't stopping me from entering the remaining competitions. This was the third picture:

My caption was: 'Zhang worried; was his brother eating too much tofu?'

Fingers crossed!