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'The Golden Web: Part 1' can be bought!


It has no scruples whatsoever... (Ahem) My strange but very interesting new non-fiction book is now available from Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.com and www.FeedARead.com as a paperback (ISBN: 9781908895851). The FeedARead price is the cheapest, by the way. It is also available as a Kindle download, which doesn't look too bad but I've still got to get the Table of Contents feature sorted. I'll do it asap!

If you want to know more, pop over to the Golden Web page.

This week's top five nerdy things

I have to admit, I’m a bit of a nerd. I like Star Wars, board games, cool computer devices, Lord of the Rings and, until recently, I worked in I.T. Fortunately, thanks to the internet, there is a whole universe of fun and interesting things out there for people with similar interests to me. So, rather than keep such gems to myself, I’m putting my new iPad down, clearing stormtrooper key-rings and Tardis USB hubs out of the way and announcing…


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Straight in at number one is the Big Bang Theory, a very funny US sitcom about four nerdy guys in L.A. who work in the science faculty of the local university. Balancing out their geeky-ness is their normal, down-to-earth, feminine and very attractive neighbour in the apartment block. I’ve watched the first three series now and I can only remember one dud episode. Brilliant writing. A must see!

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Shooting up to number 2, we have the daftest and funniest sci-fi gift I’ve seen in a very long time. For all discerning model owners, ThinkGeek have brought out a model of the Space Monolith from 2001: A space odyssey; it’s available to buy in the UK from firebox.com. Faithfully rendered, the monolith has zero points of articulation, may be full of stars and could raise the evolution of any small creatures happening to wander across your desk and bump into it. ThinkGeek even point out on the back that you can collect every one of the set; i.e. two more absolutely identical space monoliths…

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In at number 3 is a book recommended by the Brainpickings website. Here’s what they said: “What if “Luke, I am your father” wasn’t the beginning and end of pop culture’s tensest father-son relationship?

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That’s the premise of comic artist Jeffrey Brown’s Darth Vader and Son — a sweet, funny, charmingly illustrated story that imagines an alternate universe in which the Dark Lord of the Sith actually raises his son. From potty training to lightsaber batting practice to ice cream runs, the endearing absurdity of the duo’s dynamic makes for a remix treat of the most entertaining variety.”

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Hovering around at number four, making people nearby chuckle, is Snorg T-shirts. They have an amazing number of funny ’t’ shirts, many with very nerdy points of view. Here’s eight choice designs. I think the first one is just right for Sheldon from ‘The Big Bang Theory’.

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Finally, at number five, is something I’ve thought about buying for years. Keep in mind that I’m not a cosplay fan; I can’t really get excited about dressing up as characters from stories. I guess it’s just a personal thing but there is one exception: the absolutely authentic star wars stormtrooper outfits available from originalstormtroopers.com, the company run by the man who made the original stormtrooper outfits for George Lucas’s film.

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They aren’t cheap but they are from the same moulds as the original outfits for the movie. Andrew Ainsworth had to win a court case against Lucas industries to continue selling them. Fortunately, the court ruled that the outfits were products rather than works of art (as far as I know) and so weren’t covered by Lucas’s commercial rights.

I’m not sure I’d even wear it for a party though. There’s a great line in ‘The Big Bang Theory’ when Penny is going through Leonard’s wardrobe, trying to find something fun for him to wear to a fancy dress party. She finds an outfit and asks him what it is. ‘It’s a Battlestar Galactica pilot’s suit’, he tells her. She says ‘wonderful, why not wear that as your fancy dress?’ He look at her in confusion and replies, ‘but it’s not fancy dress, it’s a Battlestar Galactica pilot’s suit’.

I know how he feels.


The Meaning of Life has been answered!

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Yes, it's hard to believe but after a long, meandering investigation I have found the answer! The Meaning of Life is...

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Okay, this isn't literally the Answer. I certainly wouldn't want to encourage anyone to play the game, unless the snakes and ladders are relatively short and you don't get one of those horrendous snakes that takes you from square 99 all the way back to square 3; that's just too cruel. It is though, strangely enough, fundamentally, exactly what we need to do. That's why the game was invented in the first place. To fully understand this odd answer and what led to it, do please read the whole explanation. As an encouragement, if you do, you'll find a fun string of logic involving quantum physicists, psychologists, a rocket engineer, hypnotherapists and one of the most brilliant minds of the twentieth century. It’s a trail that leads to an answer that the Jains, the Gnostics, the Orphics, the Buddhists, shamen and even, it seems, according to texts lost for a millennia, one that Jesus Christ agreed with.

It's been great fun writing 'The Meaning of Life'. I've learned a huge amount. It's also been very pleasing to explore an area traditionally left to religions or spiritualists, working out how our world works and what we're doing here using facts that aren't necessarily from priests or holy books but were instead gathered by physicists, psychologists, doctors and engineers.

If anyone has any feedback, especially about elements I've missed out or mistakes I've made, do please let me know. I'm sure I've made errors but the overall message is, I think, of value.

Enjoy your day!

Sci-fi short stories are go...

blogEntryThumbnailJust a quick note to say that the graphic novel has had to take a back seat (again) as I'm now working on some humorous science-fiction short stories in a similar vein to '18% happier'. That story has had a lot of good feedback (more on that soon) and so I feel I should go with the flow and write some more of that ilk. Hopefully, I'll come up with a dozen or so and put them together in a collection.

Until then, here's the emblem/logo I came up with for the collection: Read More...

Bertrand Russell's ten principles for creating and communicating new ideas

blogEntryThumbnailHere's another gem from Brainpickings weekly. I've mentioned Bertrand Russell recently, with regard to the excellent graphic novel Logicomix that centres around Russell and other mathematicians' search for logical truth. Here he is again with a profound list of recommendations for anyone wanting to investigate the world and explain what they've found; it's from the December 16, 1951 issue of The New York Times Magazine, at the end of the article “The best answer to fanaticism: Liberalism.”. You can find the brainpickings article here. Personally, I found the line 'Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric' particularly appealing. Winking

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Ten sci-fi and fantasy novels that aren't really about sci-fi and fantasy.

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Science fiction and fantasy novels; aren't they lame? Well, not necessarily, although the genre is often seen as the domain of nerds and fans of mediocre literature. In some cases that view's probably understandable. When a novel is a piece of escapism, when the story is purely designed to give the reader fun and thrills with little in the way of thoughtful insight, such literature can be seen as little more than pulp fiction. The problems for sci-fi don't end there. Many readers are reluctant to read any story that has lots of technical references and descriptions and are worried such content will make the novel incomprehensible, confusing or just plain boring. As a result, large sections of the reading public avoid sci-fi and fantasy like the plague with the more high-brow dismissing it as shallow and the rest dismissing it as nerdy tech-fetishistic junk or social-inadequacy-fuelled escapism.

But there are science fiction and fantasy books out there that defy such categorisations. They do this because their purpose is not escapism or a glorification of technology but a piercing and insightful analysis of the human condition and our place in the world. This, essentially is what all great literature is about. The stories that linger in our thoughts, that we treasure, are the ones that give us a moment in time where we look at ourselves with clear eyes; sometime with a heavy heart, sometimes with a spark of joy.

Here's a list of ten science fiction and fantasy novels that, I think, do just that. They are all still clearly science fiction and fantasy novels, containing technology and mythical characters respectively, but those genre elements are vehicles, tools that are used by the author to talk about subjects all great literature is concerned with; love, loss, identity, morality, fear and hope.

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